Too much of a good thing
Saturday, July 19, 2008
Can't get anywhere? Try: on my nerves
If ever you plan to give me an irritability-meter, make sure it is calibrated to very high levels. Courier it. If you risk coming within a mile’s circumference of where I am, the learned will assume you want to relocate your facial features. Or resemble Sudhir Mishra (with due respect to his creator).
I have scores of scores to settle (so long, Creativity!).
Nokia earphones first. Unheard of companies like Sony Erection and Pee-lips manufacture decent canalphones that provide proper isolation from surrounding noise. What’s more, they don’t double up as acupuncture kits with a grudge against your ears. What pricks! Pun intended.
The bus driver’s and my music tastes aren’t very compatible. What I mean to say is, it is not too pleasant to hear Radio Mirchi and Radio Indigo simultaneously. This is what an average minute sounds like:
I've found a reasonii de nakhre for me to change who soni lagade o meinu a reason to keindie po po po start over new po po po jaane jaana and the reason is you-oooooo and the reason is mainu bhi nakhre you-ooo and the reason is po po po.
Next.
Orkut has switched to Railway format of timings. (Whatever you call the 1840 hours thing).
Isn’t it of any fucking consequence to them that subtracting 12 requires my as many minutes?
Next.
I’m unable to make up my mind whether to marry Will Smith or Imran Khan. :|
They’ve been waiting out in the lashing rain for 2 days for an answFine! I’ll drop it. :|
But anyone contesting my claim about the absolute cuteness of the former’s incisors or the latter’s skin folds near his temples, can kiss their Sharukh-loving asses goodbye.
Barack Obama, by the way, is out of the race. Not the
I want to change my name to something that takes less than 9 seconds to pronounce, and 9 months to pronounce right. Suggestions are invited. If you are, in any way, related to Andhra Pradesh Finance minister Rosaiah’s christeners, have mercy and abstain.
Did I hear you groan?
Labels: Rants
22 Comments:
tara?
lol or zara or whatever...
i agree the nokia head phones suck....
First things first. Criticeejums.
1) Manipulating of brand names does not make you cool.
2) Its called a 24-hour clock.
3) The "9 months" part is giving me uncomfortable ideas.
4) Yes, you did.
Other than all that, I hope I irritated you as well. :P
And Will Smith over newbie. Will Smith can sing, goddamn you!!
i love it when you rant :P
did you hear me laugh?
Shhhh!!
Don't marry Will Smith
You're to good for him!!
In fact, I'll make the ultimate sacrifice and marry him myself
:|
:D Muhahahahaaa
Oh man, I must travel in that bus you speak of. I Looove Hinglish songs or anything closely resembling one.
I almost died out of happiness hearing "Dil Dance Maare Re".
1. Irritability meter - I'm searching one too, which also has "Totally pissed off ^_^" n "Where's that F^ckin Chainsaw??" labels on it.
2. Yeah Nokia's deep shit. The only thing good being Build quality(you can actually run a truck over it, and it'll work!!) and that "I can do whatever shit I want with this" feeling you get. Earphones are Nokia's greatest mistake.
3. 24 hour format aint that bad, unless you cant recognize if its time for you to switch on that nightmode in ur cam...
4. I am not even in college yet.. :P
5. Did you hear me groan?? I think I heard you... :/
6. I hate numbering...cant believe I typed Six:FullStop just before I said this...bleah!!
k..thats about it..twas a good read...blogrollin you... :D
Hehe..First tymer here..Cool blog..
"But anyone contesting my claim about the absolute cuteness of the former’s incisors or the latter’s skin folds near his temples, can kiss their Sharukh-loving asses goodbye."
That was nice..
addin u to my floaters..
Cheers.. :)
hilarious!!!
nokia headphones is an interesting observation..
and the joy of radio mirchi and indigo together must have been awesome
also keep obama in the race..
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not boring at all
i lurrrrved it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!nt wdf r u doin takin law!!!!!!!!journalism!!!!!!!pls.....if such amazin talents doesnt get a platform betta than sum blog.......whers d world goin?!?!?!
hehehheeh....giggles......awsum gurl!!!! ur going to waste on da net!!! u should publish ur own newspaper and write all dose jokes of urs and also dese blogs in dem!!!! ull attain fame so fast...u may just be able to seduce imraan away from avantika...
Your last post was in July? :O
Anyway - Random rants about pointless PMS on utterly nonsensical things - Always rib-tickling :D
interesting...people spam pointlessly similar comments just to have their say
sniff...i never ever get this many people on my damn blog
so anyway, i'm jd's friend...you know, the lead in "the bing bang theory"
by railway timings u mean 24 hour format,rite?
well you have to start getting used to it soon 'cause most of the world runs on that format...
I like it when you make an ennuing blogpost.
May your candy poo poo poo too.
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