Too much of a good thing

Monday, May 19, 2008

So I have a funny helmet!














So what if I thought white flames looked hot 2 years ago?
So what even if I grew a brain and hair, I’d still need a head thrice the size of mine for my helmet to fit right?
So what if I look like an astronaut neck up?
So what if it’s so horrendously macho that it’ll make Suniel Shetty look like a demure lady?
So what if it gives me half a foot of extra height?

It does not entitle you to smirk/guffaw/chuckle/grin/fell-good-about-not-having-to-wear-it!
At least it’s better than the Kolkata Knight Riders’ hideous golden one with the nose-guard or whatever jazzy name it’s given!

So if you drive on and around the streets of Vijaynagar, you wouldn’t want to stare and sympathize with me, unless you think tire marks on faces is going to be in vogue soon.

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posted by Nayantara at 10:25 PM

12 Comments:

smirk/guffaw/chuckle/grin/fell-good-about-not-having-to-wear-it!

lol :D i did all of that :P
i am not going come near your place...why don't you come to chennai to try and get your tires on me? but well you have to drive through the autos first anyway :)

May 19, 2008 at 11:40 PM  

LOL .. i know i ll be kicked for this comment .. but i can only imagine how and what you stuff the helmet with, to fit your head in :P ..

Also I guess u missed to say that your helmet jiggles, swiggles, swings when you ride, like a trained kathak dancer with a mask .. Infact you can actually write a poetry on that .. wat say ? :P

May 20, 2008 at 12:26 AM  

it isn't that bad you know...its better than my helmet. when i wear it, it looks like an egg on a toothpick :|

May 20, 2008 at 10:44 AM  

hilarious post!!

but yeah white flames are still kool...get a few on your ride as well to match your helmet ..it will be fun!!

May 20, 2008 at 12:04 PM  

uh hmm, someone above said "egg on a toothpick".. why do i feel like as if he read my mind? :P
maybe, Easter egg. :P

May 20, 2008 at 12:45 PM  

@ busy writer: i'm psychic :P

May 20, 2008 at 1:11 PM  

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May 20, 2008 at 2:13 PM  

ats it. You're first on my hitlist. =P

@ nickdigital
Wear a helmet NOW. You're going to need protection! =D In spite of myself I have to agree, perfect analogy. =D

@ g-man
Makes me feel better now! =D

@ nefariousoutlook
Thanks! =) You think the flames are cool? =D Thats a first! yay! =P

@ busy writer and g-man
I will NOT have you poke fun at me on my own blog. =P

May 20, 2008 at 2:31 PM  

ha! i will have an extra eye(*sigh*,now i donno which eye to use while walking,one is used for watching out for dogs as i am cynophobic and now one for you)..

May 20, 2008 at 9:08 PM  

Smirk!!!
Guffaw!!
Chuckle!!!
Grin!!!
Felt-good-about-not-having-to-wear-it!!!

*sits back to wait for the facial tire marks which are currently in vogue*

LOL! ;) Jest kiddingu! I was laughing so hard while reading this.. dont ask me why

May 23, 2008 at 5:29 PM  

Hey. forget the white flames. Forget the mock macho symolism, forget the astronaut homage, forget the height buildup, forget the kong-size inadequacy in terms of head size.

Are you wearing a helmet inside your home??

And I thought I was accident prone!!

:D

May 28, 2008 at 2:02 PM  

@ Vishesh
You wont find me and the dogs on the same street anyway! Not in a kilometer's circumference! =O I'm a cynophobic too, of a far greater degree! =/

@ macadamia the nut
Thou art mean!! :O :D Now you can kiss your cheeks goodbye! :P

@ hammy
You have an eye for detail or what! :O :D
Now I know why they call me head'strong'. :P
Its a simple explanation: Things tend to flow from areas of higher concentration to vacuum. :P I'm being cautious. =/

May 30, 2008 at 3:08 PM  

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