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Sunday, May 17, 2009
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Why in the world would Oscar Wilde write The Importance Of Being Earnest? Shouldn't Hemingway have written it?
Geddit, children? Gahahahahahaa!
On a different note, I found this:
A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.
-Robert A. Heinlein
Chew on it. om nom nom
Geddit, children? Gahahahahahaa!
On a different note, I found this:
A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.
-Robert A. Heinlein
Chew on it. om nom nom
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6 Comments:
It is Importance to be earnest though, in this world of confusing language and messed up keyboards
aye, corrected
Q- What's a tasty pen name?
A- An "om nom de plume"
*bows*
Q - What's a tasty ethnic Indian dish?
A - Om nom oh shivay
*arrows*
And, hail Heinlein :D
since you put oscar wilde discussion up.. I'll have to give you some quotes.
““It's a sorry man who can not invent an Oscar Wilde quote to fit his situation.””
~ Oscar Wilde on making Oscar Wilde quotes
And here are some he used in The Importance of being Earnest:
* "Everyone loves my wiener."
* "A backpack?!"
* "I was going to buy an iPod, but I hated the idea of becoming a silhouette."
* "Napoleon once wanted to have dinner with me. I said: 'Bonnie, you mustn't want that.'"
* "Smith Barney makes their money the old-fashioned way: with torn fishnets, a wig, and sailors on leave."
* "Oscar Wilde, Oscar Wilde, champion of men / Oscar Wilde, Oscar Wilde, with his mighty pen / Feared by the straight, and loved by the gay / Oscar Wilde, Oscar Wilde, Oscar Wilde."
Courtesy: uncyclopedia dot wikia dot com
importance of being ear-nest could be by lalu parshaaad jaadav ji the greatest of all biharis....
but he'd prolly name it the importance of having ear-nest...
and when i saw my ear hair grow, i thrice cursed the skies and my bihari genes...
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