All US Presidents have one thing in common- Wives with identically insufferable hairstyles. ALL of them invariably have a bob! I present to you, a study of fibrous growth of have-been First ladies.
Betty ford. Not a strand out of place eh? Rumor has it that it’s actually barbed wire painted brown.
Gives a whole new meaning to ‘cannot harm a hair’
Mr. Roosevelt spent almost 4 terms in the Oval Office to escape wifey’s oval orifice to avoid the risk of catching a glimpse of her mop.
To go with the hair, if you have a stupid gleeful expression that only hubby dubby can match, we're talking about the famous simpletons Laural and Hardy!
And guess what their kids are called? Bush babies, of course!
Mrs. Reagan’s taste in hairstyles is not close to hers in husbands.
Aging gracefully apart, if you couldn’t tell from the mirror itself, Mrs. Barbara Bush, your name was enough clue!
Oh, if you manage to camouflage your hair AND skin with the wall paint, hubby dearest gets an extra term in office!
And whoever said Change has Come, was, well, lying!
If any of the above nest-heads is your mum/girlfriend/uncle, I’m extremely sorry. No shots at my hair will be entertained.